OUR OVARIES ARE *SO* READY FOR 5SO1D
What’s the best piece of news you could receive right now? That Nando’s are hooking you up with a black card and booking Niall Horan as your Nandate every time you’ve got a halloumi hankering? Harry Styles turning up on your doorstep in a gold thong, straddling a pastel pink unicorn and confessing his undying love for you?
Well…er…this is better than that. Yep - actual 5 Seconds of Summer and actual One Direction are apparently gonna be writing some tunes together, and our ears are so ready to be penetrated with 5SO1D aural goodness.
Having a chinny chin chinwag with those crazy critters over at the Daily Star, Calum Hood off of 5SOS teased: “We found our common ground was Busted, so there’s a few pop rock ideas kicking around already. We’d love to make it happen.”
So…wait. Hold the phone, shut the front door, slap us with a Quorn sausage and call us Sandra. 1D and 5SOS are making sweet, sweet music and the template is *Busted*? Our entire lives have been leading up to this moment and we’re not actually sure what to do.
Oh, and it turns out Liam Payne could be writing for the Neon Jungle Ladies. Amira told the paper: “Liam Payne knew who we were and said he was listening to our song in the car. He said that he’d really like to write for us, so we’re waiting for the song.” Incredible.
What d’ya make of this news, then? Dying a bit? Can’t actually even recall what air is? Comments please.